September 10, 2008

Republican LHC: Introduction of Sarah Palin Will Put the World on a Collision Course

BIG BANG THEORY
 
Critics have raised concerns that the production of weird hypothetical particles called Palin-gelets in the LHC could trigger the mass conversion of nuclei in ordinary atoms into more strange matter – transforming the Earth into a hot, dead lump.
 

September 10, 2008

The World Wants Barack Obama to be “THE MAN”

People outside the US would prefer Barack Obama to become US president ahead of John McCain, a BBC World Service poll suggests.
Democrat Mr Obama was favoured by a four-to-one margin across the 22,500 people polled in 22 countries.
In 17 countries, the most common view was that US relations with the rest of the world would [...]